The two dope boys live chatted the Oscars last night. For the first and last time.
jonweberchicago [jon]: Oscars 3012!
Jules Winfield [JW]: i’ve been warming up on E. the channel, for clarification. what the dictator did to ryan seacrest was the highlight. i saw it live
SO [fiancee] just asked why penelope cruz is balding.
jon: It almost looked like she had a comb over.
JW: uh oh. SO said she also looked gorgeous. When is mad men starting again? john hamm makes me want to buy a mercedes SUV. and watch mad men
8:00 PM
jon: She did look gorgeous, except for the comb over. I’m watching the red carpet coverage on ABC. On mute.
JW: should we do some early predictions? here are my top five things i’m looking forward to: 1) george clooney; 2) jean du jardin’s mime silent acceptance speech 3) cirque; 4) and…um, well, that’s it i think
jon: What, no Billy Crystal monologue? What are the odds on a Whitney Houston tribute, somewhere in the show? I’ll see your George Clooney. I’m disappointed that Glen Close didn’t come to the Oscars dressed at Albert Nobbs
Just tweeted by @jacko2323: “Bad call by Sandra Bullock to use Joan Rivers’ doctor for her facelift.”
JW: i dont know anything about albert nobbs. was i supposed to do research? sorry, thai food just showed up. so celebs said who they’re rooting for. i’m rooting for george, jonah, girl with the dragon tattoo — the girl, midnight in paris. and the muppets
two dope boys in a Cadillac 